In Dreamland Cleveland and Indianapolis are only separated by a river and a huge bridge. No, it isn't the Ohio River, I asked many people in my dream but I kept being told that the name of the river wasn't relevant to the plot line.
Clearly my dreams are crazy and don't know that I am a blogger because knowing the name of the river that separated Cleveland from Indianapolis is clearly relevant to this post.Also in Dreamland I have a list of blogging friends who make cameo appearances from time to time, but
Casey has decided to turn her cameo performances into a full time gig because she just won't get out of my head.
Last night she invited me over for a night of making crafts that we could in turn share on Pinterest. I gathered up my children, in Dreamland I have 5, and we cross over the bridge to get to Indy.
We get to Casey's house and are greeted by a man claiming to be her father and he wants to know if we have reservations. I tell him we are here for the crafts and in a hushed tone he tells me that I have to go around to the back of the house, knock on the door six times and watch out for the monkey.
I tried to ask him about the monkey, but alas he was gone and I was left all alone with my 5 children in the dark with my craft supplies now worrying about a monkey.
We finally reach the back door and knock six times and Casey throws open the door and snaps my picture. "How did you like the secret knock?" She asks and before I can answer, "I'm putting it on Pinterest!" she exclaims.
"Casey, a secret knock isn't a craft. I thought we were doing crafts for Pinterest," I reply.
"Secret knocks are super crafty. Don't you get it?" she retorts back.
All night long there were a series of disagreements between the two of us as to what was a craft and what wasn't. Casey tried to argue that pouring milk into a glass with one eye shut was a craft, that changing baby diapers was a craft, throwing cherries at our children crawling around on the floor was a craft....and on and on and on.
When I tried to have us do a legit craft she decided that the children all needed to paint wooden ornaments for
her dad's Etsy business* while we did some sort of work out program. I don't remember exactly what the workout entailed but I do know that I wasn't happy to be doing it.
It finally got late enough that I wanted to pack up the 5 children and head home but I was stopped at the door by her husband who told me that the bridge was shut down for routine maintenance and that it would reopen the fall of 2015 and I was welcome to hang out until I could get home.
So we prepared their carrier pigeon to send my husband the news that the children and I wouldn't be home until 2015 and if would please water the plants and if he had time to feed the dog.
Suddenly there was an alarm going on and I couldn't figure out what it was. Casey was so excited that our Pinterest page was getting so many comments and repins and when I opened up the laptop to look, I woke up.
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Dearest Casey, I am not sure why you have been making regular appearances in my dreams, but I welcome the craziness. Although next time we are so meeting at my house because I've decided that I don't want to cross the bridge anymore.
* I'm pretty positive that Casey's dad doesn't use child labor to make his beautiful wooden creations. But they are really nice so you should check them out.