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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Waterboarding doesn't have anything on this

In about 30 minutes I will be boarding a school bus have I ever mentioned that I get carsick that is filled with 80 crazed & hormonal lovely 5th graders. We will be driving for about 30 minutes, in the rain to go to a reenactment of something with the Underground Railroad. Where we will be outside in this mess-all day long. Did I mention that it was outside? I know that I will be soaked when I get home & there is nothing in this world that I find more disgusting or upsetting than my fingers and toes getting wrinkly. In fact my family routinely likes to touch me with their wrinkly fingers to gross me out to laugh at me when I get my fingers in this said state.

So if you don't hear from me for a while it is because I either floated away, hitched a ride on an ark, was committed-see above 80 5th graders-or I was recruited by the government to further explain these torturous ways. Because, Dude, if you aren't going to talk after being out in the rain, after traveling on a bus, with 80 5th graders then chances are you never will.

The weather outside is frightful

*I know that my friend & Chicken's teacher Mrs. R reads this blog.  You do know that I love all the little 5th graders, just a bit more when it isn't raining or when I am not trapped on a bus with them!

6 comments:

Amazing Greis said...

Wow, sounds like all sorts of fun! LOL, so sorry I can't partake with you and the 80 5th graders.

Managed Chaos said...

Oh, what a crappy day for an outdoor field trip. I hope you don't get too wet or wrinkly ;o) I think my turn to get wet will be this Saturday when I have to sit outside for my son's baseball game (70% chance of rain forecasted).

Shannanb aka Mommy Bits said...

Oh my gosh! I hope you survived and weren't too wet!

Nap Warden said...

How'd it go?

Angella said...

You are a braver woman that I.

JessaLu said...

wow. I hope you survived it!